Captured Canyon: An Escaped Chasm Parody

Have you ever been stuck between a rock and a hard place? Scientists have termed this as being "captured" in a "canyon." But don't worry. Canyons aren't all bad. You know about the Grand Canyon, right? It's "Grand." Less popular is the "Stupid Sucky Turd Canyon" for some reason.

Captured Canyon features possibly the best girl in the entire world, who loves boys, loud music, and partying when her awful parents who hate her are out of town. Unfortunately, some weird demon has decided to interrupt these plans for no good reason. Can you ensure the best party in the world ever gets thrown?

This game is a parody hack of Temmie Chang's Escaped Chasm, where you are the best child in the world who is planning to throw a huge party while your parents are away! But- what's that? Is there.......trouble? What will you do? How will you throw a huge party for how great you are when everything goes wrong?

If you like the game, please go support Temmie Chang and donate your money and stuff to her! Also, go play my other hack of Dweller's Empty Path called YOKI'S REVENGE! That's right, you get TWO parodies of Temmie Chang's works! But that's not all- I even have YET ANOTHER- that's right, THERE'S A THIRD HACK AND YOU GET TO BE A PONY!!!!!!! Wow! Are you amazed? Probably not, especially if you are a horse because you can't read this. But I am (amazed, not a horse)! Oh yeah also there's a fourth hack and it's probably my best one but I haven't made it playable online so...

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